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Moist Salmonella Dickgrinders

by Famous Anus

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1.
Mariko leaves as twilight falls With all of the sun in her skin A lovely day at the beach With burgers and lots of ice cream A luxorious hotel reeking of urine Me and her girlfriend step in There were empty bottles all over the room Mariko naked on the balcony Halfway through a pink cigarette Gurgling through her repugnant smile She smells my erection and undresses me All of my dick and balls inside her velvet-smooth mouth She intentionally chokes on my penis to barf She vomits all over my legs and crotch A yellow-ish cream with chunks of a whopper and fries She slurps all of it out of the floor and in between my toes Her friend brought the spicy sauces Mariko drank them all, almost effortlessly Then the tears and the sweat and the pain came Her friend sits on her tummy, bouncing She puts two fingers inside her own mouth And starts puking all over Mariko Her vomit is dark, near black Food unchewed, hairs and nails Mariko can´t hold it no more and regurgitates Crimson vomit bubbling like wild fire Imposing her sweet gastric juice aroma Suddenly, Mariko lost her tan Her eyes burried in the back of her skull Lying on the floor butt naked, no pulse To our surprise, her little asshole opens And projects a stream of blood and diarrhea That covered the two of us of what was left of her
2.
My ex-boyfriend had lots of friends We used to order Taco Bell And throw big orgy parties in his backyard I'd lay on the grass getting my dick sucked by Jonah Ricardo sitting on my face while I stroked his penis And licked his asshole until he unloaded a fat dump in my mouth He'd bust the biggest nut on my belly once he shat Jonah would proceed to shit on my dick And I'd push the feces with my penis back into his anus Like I was loading a cannon with a cannon ball He moaned, agonized, feeling his steamy chunks of shit inside him Here my ex-boyfriend would join the fun We would double penetrate Jonah's shit-splattered asshole As we'd discharge our bowels in unison, how romantic We dipped our hands in our feces And we'd draw moustaches in each other's faces Lick the fecal matter out of each other's fingernails With a permanent erection that lasted an entire afternoon So we'd fuck forever in pools of semen and shit I wish could be this happy again...
3.
Down in the basement, just like always Your parents can't know about this But your ocher skin will give it away That I'm only one of many clients We love that bloated belly of yours I dream one day I'll rip your liver out And free you from the suffering But I don't have enough money yet So I'll focus on that middle school ass Dairy white butt cheeks You smell like white chocolate I bite the corners of your butthole And your tiny pussy starts dripping The heat coming from down there suffocates me The most mellifluous scent penetrates the nostrils I've torn my clothes apart, I'm fucking possessed The tip of my dick cuddles your vulva And I gently finger your butt I just wanna go deeper and deeper A couple of minutes and my whole hand's inside I pull it out slowly and the feces all over showing The cutest most delicious chunks of shit ever I lick every bit, but we're professionals here I know it's cleaning time You get the syringe and I get the water You frown, "the water's too cold", you said I really had to pee at that time So instead of doing it in your mouth I did it in the bucket and filled the syringe with it Filled that little colon up with my urine You clenched your asshole and laughed I asked what's so funny, to what you replied "Nothing, it's just so warm and cozy... I don't want to let it out, at all..." You're always this adorably stubborn So I dive with my huge nose on your pussy And do lip rolls on your clitoris It tickled you and you laughed so hard Your body loosen up, your butthole opens wide And it came like a waterfall, all at once I got showered with my piss and the warmest feces Crawling down my body, making love to the skin My penis almost bursting, but you're on time You sit on it so I can nut inside your clean ass And you lick the turds off my face 'Cause you know how hard that makes me cum
4.
Cunt Ravioli 02:03
It was a hot summer night in Venice She was in the company of a cocktail We danced and drank too much And she needed a place to crash She sunk into my bed Murmured my name in a thick italian accent As she removed her underpants from under her dress But I was starving I get the cold spaghetti I have in the fridge I slap that on her pussy and eat it all Still hungry I bite her labia a bit too hard A piercing screech and blood all over my face I taste spaghetti with extra vaginal sauce A knife under the bed I chop off her clit and spitball it to her as we fuck She chokes on it and nearly burries her tongue in my throat So I chew on her tongue and swallow all of it I want all of her to rot inside my body Finally I came buckets inside her Her pussy like kobe beef Even with my creampie dripping It still looks so fresh and juicy Now I'm full, but I'll save the rest for later And make some cunt ravioli
5.
We were making love when your water broke Our boy's little head soon to be shown Yet our libido as animalistic as ever, if not more You rubbed your pelvis around my genitalia The baby's head flapping on my testicles made me cum I rub my nut all over his head to lubricate your vagina And grab him by the ears squeezing his little head His deformed skull helps him escape your enlarged pussy My penis was ready for round two, more than ever But you wanted to try out our new toy So we feasted on your placenta And put the baby's head back inside of you His little arms elbowing your vaginal canal You moan hysterically while urine sprays my face I fuck our boy in and out of your pissed-soaked cunt Poor thing is having a seizure, he can't stop moving his legs I give his tiny anus a rest and put my dick between his feet His soles so smooth and warm, unlike his mother's This is how a proper footjob is done I can't hold it in no more I ejaculate even harder than the first time The newborn's genitals all covered in his father's semen I go down on my boy and clean him with my tongue
6.
For a whole month your coffin was my toilet You're finally ready, I can smell it Your fuming flesh, coffee black Peeling off your bones when we hug The meat slides like a paint brush All over my naked limbs: your canvas You become a pulp, so juicy I squeeze you, milking my urine off your flesh I spread your meat on the floor like a carpet And fist my anus with your bones They're so soft that they easily snap Creaming my intestines with maggots It looks like a Slipknot concert inside me I feel that deep putrid gas growling And fart out a big fat Corey Taylor
7.
I was petting my doggy I go watch cartoons and eat fruit loops Then I look at doggy and his head backwards Then uncle come behind me He takes off my Spiderman undies And gives kisses on my naughty places He puts a rope around my neck and it hurts When he pulls it I can't breathe All of the sudden my peepee is big Uncle's peepee is big too And he puts it in my butt He says he killed doggy, I cry a lot He asks if I love doggy, I say yes Then he puts me mouth on doggy's peepee And makes me suck it Uncle takes out his peepee, it's full of poo White stuff comes out and hits my eye I can't see anything so I rub my eyes When I open them, uncle not there anymore I hate family visits!
8.
She had just turned 18 And wanted to try something new Not like the nigger dicks she's used to She says she no longer feels them down her throat Her mouth opens wide, my fingers go inside But she can't fit a whole fist in her mouth So I punched her front teeth out I slide my fingers down her larynx Force my arm all the way down Mutilating her trachea completely I feel her flesh tear away As I'm scratching through her esophagus I should have clipped my nails today But I wanted to make it something special I rip holes in her stomach with my fingers I grab it as I'm going up and down Her organs swollen, my arm sore But I don't wanna let go off her insides So I pull my arm out with her gut in my hand And I turn the 18 year old inside out
9.
Spermanent 07:17
I had been unemployed for over three months Decided I'd move to the country side Since a distant relative needed help with the farm Such a small village and everyone's so welcoming I took a particular liking to a girl A girl named Laura She lived in a barn near the farm "Sort of strange she doesn't have a home", I thought But I guess home is where the heart is One day, I gathered the courage to confess I told her I felt something special for her That it was rather soon to call it love But her lips were already against mine by then Her hands were harsh and calloused Yet so heavenly when she carressed my face And her voice cracks... too cute... It compensated for that strong animal stench she had I kinda liked how it used to put me in a trance But she still smelled like a fucking dog, regardless We started dating in secret Laura didn't want anyone to know And, to be honest, I was ok with it All I wanted was to spend more time with her I had never felt this infatuated by anyone before And she could certainly read that on my face We'd kiss and she'd slide her hands down my pants And once I was ready to go, she'd say she had to study Laura was always studying and taking care of the animals It was literally all she did One day I asked her if she wanted to be a doctor Or maybe a veterinary or something like that To what she simply replyied "no" It was January and we sort of had a fight I wanted to get a bit more intimate on New Year's Eve I figured it was an appropriate occasion But she refused, said it wasn't the right time And I admit, I got a little childish The next day I went into the barn while she was studying I grabbed her from behind and threw her body to a pile of hay Sat on her butt and dry humped it until I got hard Finally came the time to take her panties off I wanted to see her greasy caramel face blush Before we start fucking missionary like first-time couples do So I turned her around and our erect penises touched Oh Laura, my sweet little girl... For a whole month we didn't speak We acted like we didn't know each other Then, out of the blue, Laura approached me Trembling, maybe fear or simply embarrassed She wanted to talk in private so we went to the barn We apologized, I told her I still wanted to be friends She smiled and gave me the biggest hug of my life Followed by a syringe to the neck vein I woke up with her huge dick deepthroating me Not ever so gently... it made me puke a little Maybe that's what she was going for, I don't know I hope this is over soon and I can get back home I found myself in a bathtub full of cum At least that's what it smelled like I'm in a barn and my hands are tied behind my back Barely conscious, I crawled out of the tub like a slug Couldn't remember how I got there A girl named Laura showed up with a syringe Kisses me on the nose "goodnight" I didn't even feel the needle this time Smells like blood, someones insides All is blurry, but my left eye's still working There's a horse's head next to mine I panic but can barely move, my body feels so heavy At first I thought my hands were tied but I clapped And a loud thud echoed in the barn I look down, I'm horrofied What was slowing me down, the anesthesia Or the unbearable weight of my new horse paws? What once was my belly, now a cow's teets My ass was replaced by one of Laura's pigs Chicken feet where mine should be, I'm no longer me A new swollen body in stiches, thick pus bursting Yogurt-like, blood leaking pitch black A farmer's sloppy Frankenstein A girl named Laura naked with an enormous erection She reaches behind me and fucks my swine colon Against my will my horse penis got hard It's so big she can blow me while sodomizing me I nut her whole face with a gallon Her human dick unloads in my animal insides "She could have been a brilliant surgeon" I thought while I felt my eyes about to shut Blood sprayed like a water fountain from my chest She must have stabbed me, a deep cut I reach for the hole and it's empty In her meaty hands I saw my heart, still pumping My eyes shut... I never managed to get back home But I guess home is where the heart is

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released November 9, 2021

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